I bet that a few of you women can relate to this thought I had about X2.
As I was doing dishes, I wondered if I would ever take my ex back.
...if years from now, I was somehow single and he was somehow single...
No, I wasn't feeling like I could even then.
I squeezed out some more soap onto the sponge and decided to increase the stakes.
What if he was the last man on Earth? Could I take him back if he was the last man on Earth?
I turned on the water and tried to envision that moment where it's just him and me on an unpopulated plain.
That Garden of Eden vibe only lasted a split second because I had a sudden realization.
Sure enough, I laughed to myself, if I was the last woman on Earth, he would still leave me for an alien!
Time to put the last clean plate on the drying rack.
No, I would never take him back.
Even in the warped recesses of my mind, there's no place for a man like him.
I'm not sure why Adele wants to sing of "Someone like you" because honestly if a man becomes your ex you need to find someone new.